stargates:

why is this so hard

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

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