ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via beyoncevevo)

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

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thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

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onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

image

image

i fucking love myself

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toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

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